There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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