We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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