In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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