Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
