I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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