Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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