Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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