hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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