Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Fuck appropriateness.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
tell me about the eggs
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
