Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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