i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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