why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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