please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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