NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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