Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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