i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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