Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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