So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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