So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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