HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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