Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I am mentally ready for anal.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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