I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We got so high we made milksteak
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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