haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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