I just made out with a guy for $7.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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