Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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