So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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