I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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