And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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