How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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