and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
