I'm laying in your front yard are you home
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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