I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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