Buhtt sex?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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