He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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