omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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