I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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