Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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