Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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