with your own penis?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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