So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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