On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so let's talk penis.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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