After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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