I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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