We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
tell me about the fingering
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