The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i already hear my dad disowning me
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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