Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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