yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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