I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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