But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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