he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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