I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think I died a long time ago.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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